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SEND WEAKNESS TO THE UNDERWORLD
banish the weak
Forget repenting. You’re not here for salvation - you’re here to obliterate every last ounce of weakness in your body. Holy Water: Sinister Strength isn't just here to quench your thirst; it’s here as a one-way ticket to the afterlife for all those flimsy, sugary, milky, bloated excuses you’ve been sipping on. High protein, no sugar, no carbs, made entirely of water and ordained with carbonation. Basically, it's like you offered up your weakness as a sacrifice, and you were blessed by nothing but pure strength.
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stronger than
redemption
Good news - this sparkling water won't absolve you of anything. Bad news - it'll make you too powerful to even care. With our tall can containing 27g of protein, derived from next-gen protein beta-lactoglobulin (BLG), Holy Water reminds you that strength isn't a gift - it's a curse you've chosen. Forget guilt, forget second chances - there's only one way to get stronger: this can, a grimace and a few more sets in your Church of Gains.
27 Grams Of Protein
sugar&carb free
110 calories
100% Whey Based
five ingredients
no caffeine
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ungodly Power.
Zero Guilt.
*Calorie count dependant on protein content.
Athlete? Powerlifter? Fit-fluencer? Doesn't matter - Holy Water is carb free and crafted to give you all the protein and BCAA content you need - without the garbage. Each can derives every single one of it's *110 calories from one thing: protein. We are clean, powerful hydration with enough protein to make your muscles beg for a confessional.
become a disciple
We're on a crusade to exorcise weakness from our world - not just your muscles. That's why with your help, every can sold will have a portion donated to help fund efforts for mental health, men's prostate & testicular health and suicide prevention.
Needing help isn't weak.
Pretending you don't is.
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